By Kimberly - 22/10/2009 12:26 - France

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
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Herushingu 0

Sigh...i realized i do the same thing >_>

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123sploosh 0

YOU. ARE MY HERO EDIT: to the OP, not the stupidd boring douche who said "haha"

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hbkkbh6h8 0

for your friends that are online when you go "offline" wouldnt they have no lives if they can be on all day to think you have no life?

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molly2moon 0

I think there was a funny pic about this. Or was it le troll? Hmmmmmm idk

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mm02 0

You should go out more. It's never too late to have a life outside the internet.

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greys_anatomy_ 0

um i dont think that people realize that the only people that see that you are online are people that are online. so this is totally stupid because the people that are online and "making fun of you" are also online and therefore have no grounds to even say anything.

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soonersbaby21 0

not necessarily 59. I have Internet on my phone as do many people. So I can be "online" but really out doing things all the time.

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Herushingu 0

Sigh...i realized i do the same thing >_>

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AdviceDog 0

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delfinofrank 0

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letitbe56 0

If you're worried they'll see you're online, doesn't that imply that you think they're always (or often) online too? Call them up and go do something!

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dyingtinkerbell 2

I do this far too often as well. What are you supposed to do outside the house? The sun is too bright!

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