Intimacy: Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action....

By loveless - 24/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML

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By sostupid - 10/10/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML

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Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML

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By MollyMoodle7 - 22/06/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML

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By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00

Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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Thursday 24 September 2009 14:28

seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.

jchansfan 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 12:20

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

Comments

LaughAtLaugh 7

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:50

how sad it is that you directly link love to sex! it would probably be cheaper to get a hooker, at least then you wouldn't crush a persons heart on your pathetic conquest for sex.

clayton18 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 9:28

You Fail, you shouldn't have to try that hard to get sex, it will come naturaly or you aren't ready for it. stop being a self absorbed dick and appreciate your Gf, if you acctualy care about her for anything other than sex.

Muhfin 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 22:41

you honestly think just because you buy her tickets means she'll suck your ****??? dude you need to grow up and grow some balls and be a better bf.

FYLFTW 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 3:47

You bought her U2 tickets? She probably thinks you are gay.

pikachueatyou 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:31

maybe she doesn't want your dick, plain and simple.

Nick_Stevens 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 21:32

Never expect anything man. Makes it easier when you don't get any.

jackson507 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:43

lol

blubedy 0

Friday 19 February 2010 7:48

seriously dude U2 tickets and still no action i would **** you in a minute if I would **** you in a heart beat you need a new girlfriend

dkpritts 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 15:48

You bought her U2 tickets, no wonder she didn't respond. She probably think's you're a ****** now.

greendaygirl112 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 5:55

dnt be upset U2 is awsome mayb you will get some afterwards. but still U2 tickets. those are impossible to get so technically only half of this was an FML unless u hate U2 then u crazy and sexless