By loveless - 24/09/2009 04:30 - United States

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Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML
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diet_otaku 0

seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.

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jchansfan 0

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

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Zodiak213 0

**** U2, be happy she hasn't dumped you because that's a shorty present.

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Super_Salo 0

You're an idiot & that's why you get no action. This makes you seem pathetic

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kitkatt978 5

aww. you poor baby! no one cares! :D

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ThisRandomChild 0

No wonder, u2 blows donkey shlong

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whitey317 0

U2 isn't much of a turn on

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ckilla421 0

Bono makes me want to throw up a little in my mouth.

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tedyesca 0

hope she didnt give you any and you got dumped for being a b****

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MegaElectric 1

U moron. Have you ever heard of respect. Maybe you should get some. Also ever heard of marriage

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lilrocker90 10

What do you think that she is a ****? You néed to buy her stuff so she will have sex with you?

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