Best of all, she can blame anything she does on post-pregnancy hormones and the resulting emotional rollercoaster. Doesn't really excuse hitting someone (although the MIL's attitude does...), but, hey! If anyone is unrealistic enough to expect her to be magically skinny after growing and having a baby, they obviously know jack shit about how it works. So I say go for it ;)

Obviously you don't have a wife/girlfriend or child. After you give birth your uterus is still the same size, as it grows A LOT when you are carrying a child. It takes aprox 6 weeks to shrink back to it's normal size. SO you still look pregnant after you give birth, minus the baby 5-10 lb baby.

Looks like we found a miserable person who enjoys other people's misery as well.

And if you've had a baby you are SUPPOSED to be fat. Partly just actual stretching and growing and not yet shrunk back up, and partly because we're FEEDING A BABY. That's what the fat is for. It's there so that if we can't get enough food, we can still keep ourselves and the baby going. Only a dumbass would call someone "fat" post-pregnancy. It would be like making fun of a weight lifter for putting on muscles. That's kind of WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN.

And it says you're a ******* nurse. You should know better.