Animals: Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road....

By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Kitty at my foot - 20/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML

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RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By animalover - 13/08/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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TiffanyBlews27 0

Friday 21 May 2010 23:10

I accidentally ran over a cat once. It was a snow white cat. I heard it's bones crunch, and when I looked back to assess the damage, the snow white cat walked away. Still snow white. No blood, no limp. Like I never ran it over. I like to call it "The Ghost Cat".

mama2b3 20

Friday 21 May 2010 23:03

omg!! thats the worst thing i've ever heard! :'(

Comments

Howulikeit 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:03

your life is over

LilAfo 4

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:06

i thought cats had nine lives? FAFP -.-

Jennifra 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:14

Ooh your a fiesty one!!

stitch_book 4

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:15

Today, I read your FML post, and I can now hear nothing but the sound of cat skulls being crushed. FML.

Jennifra 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:17

lol

BizzyYall 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:17

haha ftfw

bradmason 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:21

YDI for swerving, read the highway code!

ToNstAAr 8

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:22

At least it was already dead and didn't feel anything? :/

iLuvsIt 10

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:24

it must have been a huge still moving dead cat for you not to miss it in a big old car. the safety of you and your passengers is far more important than that of a deceased animal. I'll cry a river for you when you hit a live one.

johnnydeath 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:35

my best friend witnessed a chipmunk get run over the other day, half it's body was crushed so he stomped on it's head. he's really into animal rights and is vegan. was harsh, but the right thing to do. end my partially related story.