Animals: Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road....

By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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You deserved it 8 482

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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Revenge will be sweet

By Kitty at my foot - 20/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML

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RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By animalover - 13/08/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid hitting a dog that ran in front of my car. The dog was fine but I hit a road sign, ripped off my rearview mirror, and cracked my passenger side window. When I got out to examine the damage to my car, the dog growled at me. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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TiffanyBlews27 0

Friday 21 May 2010 23:10

I accidentally ran over a cat once. It was a snow white cat. I heard it's bones crunch, and when I looked back to assess the damage, the snow white cat walked away. Still snow white. No blood, no limp. Like I never ran it over. I like to call it "The Ghost Cat".

mama2b3 20

Friday 21 May 2010 23:03

omg!! thats the worst thing i've ever heard! :'(

Comments

freshx_fml 6

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:41

i do that same thing when I think about breaking my two front teeth by pretending I have an under bite and being punched. although it's never happened it plays over

seanreddog 4

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:44

I bet it sounded like a bottle or a stick when it cracks it was already dead who cares? Y'all are bigger ******* than my cats.

zero112 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:46

grow some balls it's not like the cat wasn't dead already omg !!

lapachka19 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:49

at least your not heartless otherwise you would not care, it's unpleasant weather it was already dead or not. at least you didn't kill it some other asshole did.

Partymonster 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:56

i wouldnt have swerved... run that shit over!

dattracta 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:58

grooooossss!

zenti 2

Saturday 22 May 2010 1:02

And now I can't get out of my head the thought of what it might have sounded like! Nooooo!

cookiesncream123 11

Saturday 22 May 2010 1:04

That's yucky, but poor cat!! :(

cmac86 23

Saturday 22 May 2010 1:10

a few years ago a cat ran in front of me before I could have stopped. I ran over it and killed it and it still tears at me. this was just cringe-worthy.