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By Miss Spasticator - 26/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

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By Alana - 01/01/2011 05:27 - Australia

Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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Lonely

By Anonymous - 25/10/2022 01:00 - Nigeria

Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML

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By inthecold - 19/02/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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Gross, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML

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Busted!

By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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City boy

By Where? - 23/08/2023 08:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went on a hike with friends, but as I'm the worst outdoorsperson because I rarely venture outside of the city, I ended up getting lost in some woods after straying from our group. I ended up having to call 911 to be rescued. My friends will absolutely not let me live this ordeal down. FML

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You deserved it 852

icyfire617 10

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:53

Moral of the story: don't go to parties in the woods.

slimshadey 5

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:53

At least you weren't alone

Comments

tommygunkid 4

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:06

That sucks, no cell reception? At least you didn't have to do it alone

ICastillo 24

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:07

Someone should have just whooped his ass and put him to sleep... So you guys can still have fun. It's sucks when a drunk person who can't handle their liquor ruins it for everyone.

MrsPegg 45

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:15

I know, right? I'm a happy person when I drink. I don't understand the angry/depressed/sappy drunks.

ambear26 14

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:07

He's always watching! Even though he has no eyes.

TheSuperSpicer 6

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:13

Well, the bad news is that you might need some different friends. The good news is that you actually have a great best friend by your side. The fact that you had a best friend that didn't leave you alone in that situation speaks volumes.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:14

A party in the woods? With alcohol? Gee, what could possibly go wrong. Foresight. Get some.

ICastillo 24

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:19

Um a bunch of unplanned pregnancies.....

amerikaninfidel 2

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:56

Right, because that totally could only happen during a party in the woods. WTF is your point?

ICastillo 24

Saturday 27 October 2012 4:08

Damn #31 I'm sorry if it happened differently for you, but it was just a joke chill out.

crizzashizza 4

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:19

[*_*]

Warden1986 16

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:28

Was his name Mike or Jason? If so you should of saw that coming, just saying.

Onmyzephyr 5

Saturday 27 October 2012 14:29

Should of, could of, would of... Should have, could have, would have...

perdix 29

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:31

You made it home safely...yawn. You should have written this story when you were lost in the woods and were facing a bear, "Deliverance," and/or "The Blair Witch Project." All of the above would be pretty cool.

Bpwoods 6

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:44

It's creepy because I just watched the Blair witch project last night, the movie was trippy as hell...

amerikaninfidel 2

Saturday 27 October 2012 3:58

One dude got drunk so two car loads of people hauled ass? I hope you had a little bit of during your first party.

Shrike 23

Saturday 27 October 2012 7:38

Ever think the guy might have had a gun or other kind of weapon?

olpally 32

Saturday 27 October 2012 4:13

How far of a run was it? Lol... It must have been pretty far if you had to take cars to get there... Glad you didn't cabin fever or get mauled by a bear :)