Love: Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since...

By JCruz411 - 21/01/2010 13:10 - France

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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By CP19JK12KH - 03/01/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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I had no idea!

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML

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Grudge

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 03:00

Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML

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By krh14 - 10/02/2015 12:59 - United States - Crofton

Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML

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Tainted Love

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anne - 29/04/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

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By :/ - 12/03/2016 11:36 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I talked to my high school sweetheart after 12 years. He confessed that he's been single ever since we broke up, never got over me, and that to this day he loves me dearly. I'm a married mother of two. FML

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Haunted by you

By Tech Savvy - 20/09/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

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heitone_fml 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:05

:| I know you weren't trying to creep her out, but when you're talking to her for the first time in two years, I don't think it's a good idea to "pour [your] heart and soul out to her"...

Drea_Gucci 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:04

She sucks so much. you desver better

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shoieb9 14

Friday 22 January 2010 7:46

Check your drive way she might be coming...

caligurl10 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:38

wow shes a cold heartless bitch y wud u want someone like that anyway?!

Flutist 3

Friday 22 January 2010 10:14

AIM CONVERSATION OF CREEPY PROPORTIONS Op signs on: InATree177. Password: I still stalk jessica. Op's eyes glitter: JessicaHatesYou is on!!! InATree177: Oh Jellybean you are on! Oh, I have missed you. JessicaHatesYou: Oh, you. How are you...uh...Todd? No, J. Hello. How are you? InATree177: I am despondent without...uh...not you...but without...cheese. Yes, cheese. JessicaHatesYou: So I have been dating this vampire...his name is Eddy. He reminds me of you, the whole might be gay thing. InATree177: Oh... Thanks? JessicaHatesYou: Do you still like me? I know it has been two years but I am so vain I like hearing about this sort of thing. InATree177: I love you so much. I watch you through your window. I have cameras in your room. I tattoo'd Jessica's Dick on my penis. I just want you to know I have adopted six children from African and Asia so we can be like those movie star people. They all have your eyes, because i genetically altered them myself to look just like you. And I want you back so much my nipples... JessicaHatesYou: Oh god, creep. InATree177: Jessica!? Answer me. I can see you through the window. I know you are there. Don't close the blinds. JessicaHatesYou has signed off.

LoveDemon 19

Friday 22 January 2010 12:36

*** win ***

Brey1013 0

Friday 22 January 2010 11:41

Two years?? get over her dude

youthink_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 14:05

you sound pretty creepy.

LucyFur 0

Friday 22 January 2010 14:23

geez dude....its two years!TWO years!you could have learnt rocket science,hitchhiked around the world,finish the Complete Works of Leo Tolstoy AND saved the world!instead you choose to brood!ofcourse she logged off!

peacockfeather 0

Friday 22 January 2010 16:04

Aaaw how come everyone's saying he deserved it? If anything, the girl asked first. Sucks for you OP. At least now you know you have to move on.:( Life's shitty like that.

Flutist 3

Friday 22 January 2010 17:56

He wasn't forced to be creepy like that. Perhaps she had felt they should try again, but it pretty much starts their relationship over. Not hearing from her in two years means he doesn't know much that has happened in her life. She might have liked their relationship and thought, hell lets try again. You don't go on a blind/first date and tell the person you are IN LOVES WITH THEM. AND WANT TO HAS THE BABIES WITH DEM. Creepy. That is why it is the Op's fault. Example; Police: did you kill her? *shifty eyes* Op: With a stick through the... Police: you are under arrest. With relationships, like police interviews, keep the deep, dark, creepy stuff to yourself until you have a grounds for... Just don't blurt out inappropriate things Op.

Sugarlips_xo 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:16

awwwww :( im sorry. that's not creepy.. you had to get it off your chest! don't worry, there are plenty of nice girls in the world. you'll find someone else who will appreciate you for you. :)