Love: Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since...

By JCruz411 - 21/01/2010 13:10 - France

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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By CP19JK12KH - 03/01/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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I had no idea!

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML

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Grudge

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 03:00

Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML

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By krh14 - 10/02/2015 12:59 - United States - Crofton

Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML

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Tainted Love

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Anne - 29/04/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

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By :/ - 12/03/2016 11:36 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I talked to my high school sweetheart after 12 years. He confessed that he's been single ever since we broke up, never got over me, and that to this day he loves me dearly. I'm a married mother of two. FML

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Haunted by you

By Tech Savvy - 20/09/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

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heitone_fml 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:05

:| I know you weren't trying to creep her out, but when you're talking to her for the first time in two years, I don't think it's a good idea to "pour [your] heart and soul out to her"...

Drea_Gucci 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:04

She sucks so much. you desver better

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surfbeck 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 22:38

she probably couldn't handle it.

thaprodigy_07 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 22:39

maybe she had computer problems...lol

Americunt 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 22:47

She sucks and.... LOVE STINKS YEAH YEAH

saranottelling 7

Thursday 21 January 2010 22:58

Maybe you came off too strong and creepy? Girlfriend: So what do you think about me? *Hopes he can forget their break up and they can become friends* OP: I love you! I left the dining room the exact way we left it when you stormed out of the house two years ago. I even left your half-eaten meal on the table. I think of you everytime I hear a Barry Manilow song! I'll love you forever and I'll never forget about you. TAKE ME BACK... TAKE ME BACK!!!!! *girlfriend logs off* See how it looks from the other side? Maybe you should have eased back into her life. You can't just see someone from your past and put all that on their mind!

idkweird 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:25

Haha, this.

katebuggs 1

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:34

ouch

blastvortex 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:35

Open mouth. Insert foot.

shaddix 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:50

Still liking an ex after 2 years is creepy. Period. I know the last ex that got a hold of me that was still "interested" and still had "feelings for me" was intermediately back out of my life. I broke up with him for a good reason, I don't need a guy that still feels that way long after we separate.

imchanel 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:07

#7- i'm thinking the same thing

blakenewland23 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:17

god ur a dumb ****

xXStarlightXx 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:19

Awe I'm so sorry sweet heart she is a total bitch unthinkable she did that to make herself feel better screw het your obviously to nice a guy to put up with someone so horrible