Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got... - FML

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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fantasyworld 37

Sunday 12 July 2015 17:47

What a douche.

NETFLIXISTHELIFE 6

Wednesday 29 July 2015 12:57

BRUH:|

tomvertigo 17

Friday 23 October 2015 20:54

That escalated quickly.

fmlforreal2015 20

Friday 4 December 2015 0:35

That escalated quickly!

Sheepiebeepie 26

Thursday 25 February 2016 18:41

At least it wasn't you who got pregnant

janderson416 16

Friday 25 March 2016 14:47

Now you can go and live your life. Because they were too dumb not to use a condom and now they're stuck with a bastard kid for the rest of they're lives.

AwkwardBookworm 27

Saturday 26 March 2016 2:05

Sucks for them, OP. At least you won't be stuck with a kid.

NisaSayshi 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 1:36

Why so many YDI's? Coldhearted bitches lmao

NoahK2003 16

Tuesday 16 August 2016 3:19

This is a fake FML, or at least inaccurate. Nobody would text anyone and say "I got your BEST FRIEND pregnant." They would say "I got (specified name here) pregnant", assuming OP knows her best friend's name

123Puppy 33

Wednesday 29 July 2020 23:00

I hope you dropped both of them. I’m sorry that happened to you OP. :( FYL

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