Intimacy: Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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By K123 - 06/06/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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Wrong number

By Lovesickgal - 26/11/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML

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By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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You deserved it 2 250

By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

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You deserved it 3 571

By mpetitto - 15/08/2016 00:44 - United States - Fairmont

Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 02:38

Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML

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You deserved it 2 685

By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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You deserved it 62 370

By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 795

By wtf - 07/01/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML

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saint_jimmy 0

Friday 15 October 2010 23:05

Because this is totally the thing to say in a text message.

thelargestidiot 0

Friday 15 October 2010 23:05

I know where he is coming from; my girlfriend uses me for sex too

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zun19a 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 3:28

yay for booty calls!

hotalbanian 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 5:28

fuckme

mightymart 5

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:34

you totally deserve it for being in love with a moron... get some self-respect and move on with ur life

perfect_jenny 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:46

Lol. ahaha hope you came back with a witty reply about how he's not good enough to be a bc!

hahaalolz 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:08

it's a legit question...

underaegis 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:02

does it matter? If it is; try for sex, if not still try for sex

psaphier 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:23

why would you text your ex unless you really wanted him to stick it to you?

johnnie254 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 10:16

ydi! don't ever approach men like that. first impressions are lasting impressions

TyIsGeek 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 11:15

if you stay with him you're the fool

persephone13 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 15:40

YDI for doing something so desperate.

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