By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Why would you text someone telling them you'll kick your professor's ass, anyways? Licking sounds much more erotic :)

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julieee015 0

this was gay. who cares! just say ooops...I mean kick. it's not a big deal.

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breannav 0

I totally did that the other day. I texted a friend that was working. I said thanks for pumping my ass instead of gas. lol

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kimicalassassin 0

my damn iPhone does that crap. "ducking" is a repeat offender of mine.

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MXavierT 0

Except for anyone who passed third grade English.

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DarkJoy_fml 5

For everyone asking how this is an FML it's not, but I have to say it is awesome having something I actually laughed at instead of the normal bs "I found someone else's clothes in my bf/gf's house." "I slipped on ice and bashed my head." So yea definitely not an FML. but I love stories about how T9 ***** up the intended message. I definitely laughed at this one. Thank you OP and I am glad your life is not ******.

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