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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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You deserved it 8 852

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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You deserved it 3 889

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 757

By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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Everyday_Galaxy 14

Monday 23 September 2013 9:25

She sounds like a delight!

CakeFake 16

Monday 23 September 2013 9:26

I'm sorry but if someone doesn't respect that fact I don't think they deserve respect.

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brezy123 1

Monday 23 September 2013 19:32

I agree dogs are stupid

Akuna_fml 8

Monday 23 September 2013 19:32

What a bitch, not worth your time. Sorry about your best friend though :( losing a pet is hard.

BrotherPhil 35

Monday 23 September 2013 19:33

We'll that was a lucky escape.

Fitzinator1995 13

Monday 23 September 2013 19:33

guess she doesn't like animals!

sp4life 4

Monday 23 September 2013 19:35

good riddance. A woman that doesnt undersyand a dogs love isnt worth it.

MysteryGuest214 10

Monday 23 September 2013 19:38

Sounds like your dog has done you one final service.

desertlovebird 11

Monday 23 September 2013 19:42

So sorry for your loss of the dog and not sorry for the loss of the girl. Hope the next gal is a true animal lover of you ever get another pet.

EvilLittleMan 23

Monday 23 September 2013 19:42

Obviously now you know who the real bitch was unless your beloved pet was a male. Sorry for your loss OP.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 23 September 2013 19:53

Send her all the comments from this fml. Let her read how everybody is calling her a heartless bitch.

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 23 September 2013 19:55

You can do a hell of a lot better, OP. You're better off without her.

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