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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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Monday 23 September 2013 9:25

She sounds like a delight!

CakeFake 16

Monday 23 September 2013 9:26

I'm sorry but if someone doesn't respect that fact I don't think they deserve respect.

Comments

Hutch1965 6

Tuesday 24 September 2013 14:40

There comes a time when you realize that your girlfriend is a self-centered twat, and you are better off without her in your life. I hope for you that time has come.

edanielleh 21

Tuesday 24 September 2013 15:03

it sounds like you are lucky to get away from her. sorry about it though! and sorry about your dog!

rec_chem 22

Tuesday 24 September 2013 16:10

Animals are filthy, disgusting creatures that don't belong in a human home. Should have picked the girl. Ydi

xxsakuraxx 29

Tuesday 24 September 2013 17:54

What a bitch. It sounds like she did you a favor.

Rossendale 3

Tuesday 24 September 2013 19:13

She didn't want to be upstaged by a dog and broke up with you - doesn't the fact that she had to end a relationship because of a dog practically make the dog more important than her? Silly woman...

homeless_turtle 5

Tuesday 24 September 2013 20:07

im left to believe that maybe you ditch her quite often for her to have this reaction to a dead dog. either way she sounds like a b word so it was probably for the best!