Love: Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang...

By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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Monday 23 September 2013 9:25

She sounds like a delight!

CakeFake 16

Monday 23 September 2013 9:26

I'm sorry but if someone doesn't respect that fact I don't think they deserve respect.

Comments

aceofspace320 5

Monday 23 September 2013 23:01

Sorry for your loss OP and about your girl, though she sounds delightful, but I have to ask... How heartless does one have to be to click 'YDI'? I just don't get people.

Heathtastic 10

Monday 23 September 2013 23:14

sounds like you're better off without her

sythe511 28

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:19

Shoot that bitch

WickedWolf 11

Tuesday 24 September 2013 0:58

Better to learn she's a bitch now

Stayin_Classy777 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:12

Sorry to hear you lost your bitch today, and your dog too

TXfmylifer 10

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:36

That dog loved you more than she ever would.

datine22 7

Tuesday 24 September 2013 1:44

Just means she wasn't the one fire you!

LilFidget 4

Tuesday 24 September 2013 2:55

D: OMG OP! I'm so sorry about your dog! I have three dogs and I'd be torn to pieces if anything happened to them. Your ex-gf is a stuck up POS and you don't need someone that heartless in your life. Find a dog lover, we're out there!