Love: Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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By tommyboy783 - 20/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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Great timing

By LTJFP - 26/10/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said, "You should see this." It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML

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By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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No, just no

By misterhippo - 22/04/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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Libbyy 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:05

ouch what a bitch

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:48

that's when you grab your phone, and pretend to take a call, then walk by her, telling your "friend on the phone" that you did the dare, but that the fat bitch's phone was disconnected. then make a comment about her being poor and keep walking.

Comments

lemmins 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 7:35

So the first 20 you sent went through and then you got a disconnect message and didnt think anything about it. WOW

00_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 8:18

Smiles: 903 kicks ass. Thats why when you want to get away, you come here.

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:55

How stupid can you be not to figure that out straight away. No wonder she doesn't like you.

bamavolleychick1 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:25

ha that sucks it all man.... i probably know that girl.... have that same exact area code

hellogoodbye_6 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:24

wow shes super smart im gonna start using that

electric1108 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 8:20

Several of us have the same area code.......funny but that sucks........

5ive 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:29

Wow & you fell for that? That sounded totally fake I can't believe you're that dumb. bahaha

britt2301 0

Monday 20 April 2009 5:38

haha i live in the 903, and i can just imagine someone at TJC sitting in the caf talking about that. =]] #56..there are a lot more counties than just yours with this area code.. smith, hunt, etc. #80..have you not noticed that EVERY SINGLE FML entry starts with today, and ends with FML..when it is confirmed, they add that..don't be a dumbass.

yanarach 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:23

... wow. She's actually clever. But that is mean. Maybe she thought she was letting you off easy. But let her go. Jerk. Wow. YOu deserve better.

lurker5 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:02

i totally LOLed when i saw your area code. then i looked through the comments and saw how many people there are from east tex. i didnt know it was that cool.