By Celluloid - 29/04/2011 06:52 - United States

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 088
You deserved it 39 881

Same thing different taste

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CateXOX 0

Before anyone else jumps to conclusions about OP's weight, I would like to point out that just because her thighs rub together does not mean she's fat.

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Monkeybutt1 0

My thighs rub together and i am not at all overweight. Some of yall are stuipid for jumping the conclusion that she is fat.

55- sorry we aren't all anorexic like you 

**** everyone thats making fat jokes. what if YOU were the OP? how would you feel? I'm sorry that happened to you OP, message me if you need to talk. my friends ways use me as a therapist :)

kreeeeee 0

lol, aw.. try Insanity workout.

taylove23 1

well that sucks. but at least it wasn't someone invading your house

scoobydoo1998 0

you guys are so mean...poor thing

I felt suspense while reading this but I started laughing at the thighs part. But don't let the haters get you down OP.

try eating less and working out more!

Lmfao... This shit had me on da floor.!! :)