Miscellaneous: Today, I thought I saw a snake while I was watering. I got my...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I thought I saw a snake while I was watering. I got my son to check it out and he agreed too. I was nervous so I called animal control, and they said it would cost $50 just for them to come out, I agreed. It ends up I paid $50 for them to pick up an old diamond weave farmer's hat. FML

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By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I had to chase off the Eastern Brown snake that's been hanging around. When it doubled back, I fell over trying to move out of its way and landed in a bush that contained 3 separate wasp nests. My body feels like it is on fire and the snake is now in my chook shed, refusing to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

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By seriousdubsteplover - 30/10/2009 05:08 - Australia

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

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By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 20:24 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML

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fudrick 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:04

YDI for thinking you have to call Animal Control for a (most likely) harmless snake.

AfricanChick 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:18

Uh why'd you call animal control just for a snake? It was probably harmless if it was a snake.

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DeathShad0 1

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:56

That's pretty...sad. Must be pretty hard to just get a good look at it and see what it is...

Jefferson207 3

Wednesday 19 August 2009 23:58

YDI for just being stupid, also for considering calling animal control. not like it was even in your house.

Daaniellee1234 8

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:09

It was probebly just a harmless garden snake. If it was like a 30 ft python, 7 ft away from you, then yeah i'd call animal control. Geesh.

inconvienentgurl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:09

y would u call animal control on a snake outside of ur house? o.0 it would of just slithered away ne way...

mercilessadi 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:31

I'm a twit.

lifeislife_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:39

Wait...so the snake was under the hat? At first I thought the OP thought the hat WAS the snake. But that's not possible. My neighborhood used to have snakes around. One was squished under my garage door many years ago.

alexcabot 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:43

I think she thought the snake was the hat, because she specified "diamond weave." Didn't you notice it wasn't moving?

ryansims 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:47

your the dumbest ******* person in the world congrats on your amazing feat dumbfuck

tehredbaran 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:35

And YOU'RE a hypocrite, because you are dumb enough to fail to recognize the difference between "you're" and "your."

Skimbap 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:22

Dude, its the internet, people use slang and msn talk all the time, you might as well give him shit for saying "u" instead of "you". You're the hypocrite for not realizing that.

Snowolf69 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:49

Nice job. Maybe you can have them wrangle up your garden hose next time.

Pastor_Rich 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:03

why didn't you spray it with the hose or poke at it with a stick YDI

curryndricegirll 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 3:22

#27, "you're" the dumb one. he used "your" correctly.

softbonez 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:29

I don't think 27 used "your/you're" at all.

veesky 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:50

#38 they used "your" incorrectly at the start and u also commented on the wrong thread. now who is a dumbfuck??? (sorry im not trying to b a grammer nazi or spelling nazi or wateva the **** u wanna say)