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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

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By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax

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By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

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By drewB - 12/08/2019 10:00 - United States

Today, it was my first day being home after doing a 4 and a half month hike through the Appalachian Trail. This evening, I stepped out my front door and directly onto a copperhead snake. It thought my leg was tasty, and I went to the ER for the first time in over 20+ years. FML

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By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

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By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 20:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33

Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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konkonsn 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:09

Never understood what was wrong with "screaming like a girl." Why is it "girly" to scream over something that terrifies you? Oh, I guess you could stay silent while that weed-wacker is coming towards you. You'll die, but at least you wouldn't have died "manly." -_-

grocky 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:04

I would still freak out if the snake were dead.

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YankfanZZTop22 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:03

lmfao thats hilarious

ImsoMikhail 0

Friday 9 July 2010 4:26

your choices. get hit by car? step over snake? you choose. if I was put in this situation I would have stepped on the snake thought. but I guess you jumping out of the way was just a reflex... hope you sent get hit

diki_fml 2

Friday 22 May 2009 20:03

LOL

grocky 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:04

I would still freak out if the snake were dead.

sammy0002 0

Monday 29 November 2010 2:59

lol me tooooooo! I 100000% hate snakes

Ilovelife07 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:04

did the car hit you?

konkonsn 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:09

NEkoiNU 18

Monday 9 February 2015 20:52

Feminist?

anthonydpalm 18

Wednesday 27 April 2016 17:15

Found the feminist

tronner 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:10

screaming like a girl? Or screaming like an idiot that got scared by a dead snake?

thequeenofscots 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:16

Ditto, #5. What makes screaming over something "girly?" Believe me, the amount of times I've heard a guy "scream like a girl," I'm pretty sure it's equaled out and they should just call it "screaming."

tWitt3rBuG 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:19

Dead or Alive, a snake's a snake! Hope it's only your ego that's hurt!

AngelRaven89 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:20

Why do guys always say "scream like a girl"? How exactly do guys scream? I would think anyone's screaming would sound similar. YDI for being afraid of snakes but as that is a common fear with most people, FYL. Also like to add i'm glad you didn't get hit :)