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By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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RhymePrime 7

Victim of a Jellyfish sting. Yes. Used as a Bathroom. Yes. FYL. YES.

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wayofftheline_fml 0

Wow that reeeeeeally sux but why did ur friends pee on you?? Thats disgusting

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johnbug89 0

You have to pee on your self it is only stierrl to your own body

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koala_king 0

Lmao. I've been stung b4. Strangly, burying my foot in wet sand worked.

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rustyrox 0

From experience I can say I'd rather be stung twice by a jelly than once by a stingray! :(

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saukflyers 0

that really blows

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manowar13 0

"Contrary to popular belief, urinating on the area of a jellyfish sting to remove the nematocyst(s) makes the condition worse rather than better."

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