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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 08:29 - Australia - Perth

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

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By stupidprankster - 09/03/2012 10:10 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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By insomniac x2 - 15/08/2013 19:56 - Mexico - Garza Garc

Today, I was watching The Ring on TV in the early morning. When the scene where the girl is crawling out of the TV came on, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20

Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 10:05 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

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DSfriscoe 2

Monday 12 March 2012 19:31

At least he didn't punch you in the face.

DocBastard 38

Monday 12 March 2012 19:38

Who the **** thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people? Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.

Comments

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Monday 12 March 2012 19:50

I think you should go to a ninja stealth class ;D

aw3som3sauc3 10

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:22

Now how is he gonna find those sneaky assholes, they're ninjas for christ's sake!

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 4:00

Oh crap. Ur right!!!! Maybe i need to rethink this...

anniekins 6

Monday 12 March 2012 20:02

Now you know where you got your pranking gene from.

loserman67 35

Monday 12 March 2012 20:06

Did you dry the tinkle out of your shorts?

cyK0tek 0

Monday 12 March 2012 20:15

I feels ya brah.

brandon3747 16

Monday 12 March 2012 20:25

Serves you right

mikeymayhem_87 15

Monday 12 March 2012 20:30

The fact that you admitted to screaming like a little bitch... I lol'd hard!! XD

ThatWhiteKid667 0

Monday 12 March 2012 20:35

I bet mom wouldve yelled "HIYAH"

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 12 March 2012 20:35

Haha, suckerrr.

zebralover23 14

Monday 12 March 2012 20:53

Lmao you deserved it

gracehi 31

Monday 12 March 2012 20:59

What's even funnier is when you shout, "Boo!" mid-sentence when you're talking to someone. I used to do that to my brother all the time. Try that next time. Berry he won't see THAT coming!