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By Username - 01/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

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By Misterhippo - 02/09/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit - 01/04/2015 02:15 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

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By Samm Povich - 25/02/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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KaitHud 0

Friday 1 April 2011 23:13

At least OP has a bike...? It's wrecked. May as well have been stolen- it's not usable and OP will still have to pay for it... Unless they had insurance, like you should've. Dumb ass.

Echo963 1

Friday 1 April 2011 22:39

atleast u have bike, mine was stolen! and I'm still paying for it

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Echo963 1

Friday 1 April 2011 22:39

atleast u have bike, mine was stolen! and I'm still paying for it

intheboot 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:52

insurance ftw!

KaitHud 0

Friday 1 April 2011 23:13

At least OP has a bike...? It's wrecked. May as well have been stolen- it's not usable and OP will still have to pay for it... Unless they had insurance, like you should've. Dumb ass.

robnunzi12 2

Friday 1 April 2011 23:27

couldn't have said it better

blackbird31 0

Friday 1 April 2011 23:53

buy a car then you can do the wrecking Also, cars are better

soiheardyoufaile 4

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:36

ah cars are better eh... have fun paying for fuel :)

bootzilla_fml 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:44

I hope you have insurance

sirdolittle 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:44

Yeah, right ! Especially in heavy traffic, rush hour, for parking, ... So true, bikes are really useless !!! -_- As an owner of one myself, I feel your pain OP. Hope it's not totaled !!