Intimacy: Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky...

By yup - 05/06/2011 07:23 - United States

Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By Oops54321 - 28/09/2009 07:12 - France

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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By for my brother in law - 27/07/2016 07:10 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By rileycrash - 20/05/2011 02:08 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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Sunday 5 June 2011 19:19

His mom knows what's up.

bandgirrl 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:19

that kinda sucks... but ydi. you should've stopped after one.

Comments

CountOrlandu 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:52

wow there's a lot of haters here I say that sucks but I props to you for being a ballin GF!!!

VolleyballShawty 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 14:45

Ur supposed to text him and get him horny, then send the pics

sweetheart108 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 20:56

It aint desperate if that's her boyfriend! FYL for having his mom read it LOL

Cdogg4eva 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 17:08

Ha that sux good thing.my man never lets ANYONE have.his phone

philliesfan94 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 9:31

atleast his mom didn't flip out on you, be happy about that :)

bh173 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:40

ahahahaha YDI for being desperate.

lindsey100495 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 6:55

aww that's what happens when you send that stuff sorry

whocaresfylfml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:06

yeah seriously, if my boyfriend sent me a message like that, and I didn't have my phone and he kept texting me messages, I wouldn't even answer, op please listen to your mom it will be better in the future