Love: Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed...

By firehurts - 08/06/2015 23:38 - United States - Wallkill

Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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By UnluckyLatina - 22/04/2016 03:30 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML

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By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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Smash

By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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By nickorion12 - 28/06/2016 14:21 - United States - Shawnee

Today, it's my birthday. My children decided to make me "breakfast in bed", only to end up setting the kitchen on fire. FML

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Yay me!

By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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By Happy 20th! - 28/07/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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Tuesday 9 June 2015 10:47

This girl is on fire.

kingdutchhy 19

Tuesday 9 June 2015 10:54

I guess you could say that your birthday celebrations went up in flames.

Comments

HUGBUG 23

Tuesday 9 June 2015 12:42

U ok?

mstoffel 13

Tuesday 9 June 2015 12:52

You threw a bonfire? Did anyone catch it?

wantmeasandwich 26

Tuesday 9 June 2015 14:52

No.

abNormal62 23

Tuesday 9 June 2015 12:58

It's your birthday! You should be smoking! Roasting, not so much...

Dendrocker 15

Tuesday 9 June 2015 13:05

so.... was your sex on fire?

vikky538 28

Tuesday 9 June 2015 14:11

Happy birthday OP. Why your boyfriend pour liquor on fire though?

DKWanderlust 10

Tuesday 9 June 2015 14:16

What an absolute idiot. Hope you didn't get too badly burnt, OP!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 9 June 2015 15:15

Stop drop and roll... But honestly liquor and fire don't mix well...

hardy24 9

Tuesday 9 June 2015 16:35

"Come on baby, light my fire."

marcus101 4

Tuesday 9 June 2015 17:41

It's my birthday as well

Tannasgh 22

Tuesday 9 June 2015 18:36

Alcohol + Fire + Humans = Dumb. Just be thankful it wasn't worse...sometimes those things explode sending hot, sharp glass shrapnel in all directions...