Miscellaneous: Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched...

By Gale - 13/01/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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By untitledentity - 24/05/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 02:29 - United States - Hedgesville

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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By jadakorn - 11/07/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

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You deserved it 29 385

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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You deserved it 10 797

By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 54 154

By BOOMerang - 24/09/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML

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You deserved it 45 451

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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You deserved it 13 140

By swirkishly - 24/11/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:06

if it's any consolation i think i just pissed myself.

sai_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 8:42

Wow you have an impressive arm...very very difficult to throw a rock straight up and down... You should put some of that training diligence into the "dodging" component of the excercise

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edreyer43 8

Sunday 29 July 2012 20:56

Newton was on to something

badfish10 10

Thursday 13 September 2012 20:16

High much?

TheCRBrown 8

Tuesday 18 September 2012 1:52

Natural selection at its finest

sirspankalot 11

Monday 10 June 2013 6:43

wonderful how gravity brings everything down huh?

incognito1520 20

Monday 5 August 2013 4:42

Gravity: it's the law.

thewoodrow 7

Sunday 22 September 2013 10:34

I'm gonna say YDI, simply because you didn't move out of the way...?

imhope 23

Tuesday 24 December 2013 0:25

Next time you might consider moving out of the way. Just a thought.

doglover100 28

Saturday 8 March 2014 13:26

What did you think was going to happen?

shakespearelove 6

Monday 28 April 2014 15:00

Ah, gravity. Thou art a heartless bitch

fantasyworld 37

Monday 8 December 2014 5:57

Gravity's a bitch.

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