Love, Dating and Internet: Where are you? - FML

Where are you?

By Anonymous - 17/10/2024 03:30 - India - Bengaluru

Today, I found a really amazing person on a dating site. We had just begun our conversation and within 15-20 minutes, the site went offline. I thought she'd ghosted me, and she's probably thinking the same too. It's been two hours and it's still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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GoogieWithers 22

Thursday 17 October 2024 1:58

Send a message when the site goes back up.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 17 October 2024 4:05

Don't feel too bad, chances are she's a bot or a catfished, either way they'll wait for you.

Comments

GoogieWithers 22

Thursday 17 October 2024 1:58

Send a message when the site goes back up.

Brightside86 30

Thursday 17 October 2024 4:05

Don't feel too bad, chances are she's a bot or a catfished, either way they'll wait for you.

Crowned Sataness 12

Friday 18 October 2024 0:10

if it was down for you, it was down for her too.

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