By duckthisspit - 01/11/2015 03:23 - United States - Grand Marsh

Today, I threw away a bunch of candy wrappers from my pocket, I also managed to throw away $20. That was the only money I had. FML
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duckthisspit 12

Hi everyone, op here, the reason I had wrappers in my pocket was because I was handing out candy for Halloween at my friends house and cleaned up wrappers from eaten candy, forgetting that I had money in my pocket because I got it before I went home to put it in my wallet. While I was throwing it away I just grabbed the war of junk out of my pocket and I was having a conversation with my friend so I didn't notice the money in there while shoving it in the trash. I can't go back to my friends house because he lives very far away, I have texted and called him to ask if he can at least look for it for me and he has not replied. Happy Halloween!

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Top comments

ScottVining 21

$20 is worth digging through the trash to get back.

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cmonger 27

50, I disagree. If I left money at one of my friend's houses, most or all of them would at least look for it and try to get it back to me. I'd say if your friends are really so greedy that they wouldn't return your money, they're not friends worth keeping.

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Comments

itsme82 18

Why would you put garbage in the same pocket as your money?

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watermelon_bae 15

You should get a wallet to put your cash in

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HollyQuinn 21

Dude, pay more attention! That does suck though, I hope you aren't in too much of a predicament.

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Harrycompany 11

YDI for not taking care of your last cash

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Jhk9000 23

If you spend all of your money on candy anyway, maybe that's god way of telling you to stop.

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Geckosrock99 33

Rummage though the garbage for it. If you think it's gross, there's this magical thing called soap and water that'll clean everything right up for you. After that, keep your cash and garbage in separate pockets so you don't have to worry about that happening again.

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MzZombicidal 36

Wow, what insanely obvious advice! For the record, it could have taken OP a while to notice they'd done it and to remember where they'd done it. By that point, it could have been too late. (According to the follow-up, that's pretty much the gift of it.)

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