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speak for yourself, your definately hot enough to work it ;)
dayuuuum number 2 i'd tap that
The comment posted before I could finish :( Anyways... No, a **** is a ****, and them showing it is disgusting. I'm pretty sure your picture is a great FGAS - Fat Girl Angle Shot - a picture at an angle, usually a slutty, promiscuous one, hiding what their body truly looks like IRL. Get your attention wanting butt off the Internet, please.
O_o Seriously, Mary? Cover your ****. "A durrr I has bewbies, I want everyones on FML to looks at my BEWBIES!" Yikes.
I bet they didn't even notice she's underage.
haha, well although u are hot, mary, OP, fyl, bc u didnt purposely dress likea *****, tht guy just prolly wanted some of u and let u in. and btw, stop bashing mary bc altho she looks hot, idrt this is a phake photo. but mary, unless u WANT to look like OP, pick a diff pic. an if u do WANT to look likea *****, FML isnt the place to do it.
The severe lack of "game" is cracking me up. Some of these guys are the same ones running around talking about how much they get laid. I honestly doubt it with lines like these. lmfao....wow!
Oh, also...if she WAS a sif, her arm wouldn't be that thin. Sifs are pretty easy to pick out.
Mary you are hott and I'd tap you too. but, you should cover up some, I mean, do you want creepy old pervs jacking off to your ****? maybe you do, idk, but I do know your looking for attention right now. but I sometimes have those cravings too. anyway, if your ever in Houston let me know ;)
@97: I honestly think you 2 could make a cute couple.
Mary is hot. Nuff said.
Number 97, ya id tap that to
@100 I think we would make an awesome bi/lez couple as well! hopefully she'd let us threesome with a guy, cause I like penis too much >_<
Check out that chunky leg.
Congratulations, you losers. You're trying to chat up a stranger online, thinking you'll get some mmorpg roleplay sex.
I like your cleavage.
win at #123
I smell jail bait
#2... Not everyone who's hot should act like a *****... e.e
nice **** 2.
@132 .... what??
Roflmfao #75 you're ******* awesome.
sif???
wow really? pretty sure you need to put the gals away hun and all these other guyss need to stop creeping. fyl #2 for trying to look hot, and failing. :/ uhhhm have a nice day! (:
#2theyd mistake u2 but not cuz ur hot...cuz ur a cyberslut!
Since she's from the US and the legal age of consent in the US is 18, she is not legal. If you happen to be in Queensland, she's not legal there either.
The age of consent is lower in Texas.
haha agreed. its def a fgas. =]] and she is not hott at all.. she has no bottom lip haha
lol im just going to agree with this statement one more time
NICE2 AND 97 LULZ fapfapfap
17 in NY. laws are strange. should be illegal to hit on a girl through fml...
really guys? stfu and leave her alone. maybe she just wanted to feel pretty. all of us girls do. its not like shes naked
Wait, OP, did you look more like a prostitute or a pirate?
so do you naturally look like prostitute?
Seeing as it was at a bar, it would seem likely that everyone was expected to be in costume and frankly it's sometimes hard to tell with what women wear to bars. There's no reason to take that so personally.
Why would you go to a "dress up" party and not dress up??? They are going to assume you are dressed up. Fail.
pretty sure they gave that same thing to everyone. big ******* deal. not a FML or a YDI.
I agree. I hate when non-FMLs are posted.
agreed#8. they handed the same thing to every one OP. don't be stupid. . .
anybody who wears pirate clothes on a regular basis is cool in my book lol
how do u know she they didnt look like hooker???
So? You got a free drink. lol. They probably gave that to everyone.
The song is looping in my head now. Dammit.
do what you want cause a pirate is free. you are a pirate!
I hope she wore an eyepatch for a thong, that would be the best costume. Best of both worlds!
maybe it could of something they handed out to everyone have you ever thought of that
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Why would you go to a "dress up" party and not dress up??? They are going to assume you are dressed up. Fail.
pretty sure they gave that same thing to everyone. big ******* deal. not a FML or a YDI.