By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 616
You deserved it 18 376

Same thing different taste

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RecklessJellyBea 7

I'm surprised you were even invited.

And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?

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It'd be a surprise if anyone showed up.

DON'T EAT THE CAKE!!!! IT'S A LIE!!!!! if anybody gets it, thumbs up ;D

ehhh...let's give him credit-it's not as bad as throwing ur CAT a /surprise party-_-

GetOwnedPuppy 0

Normally stories convey a "something ridiculous happened, I wish it didn't" message. But this... is a "my life sucks, period" message.

that is the ******* stupidest thing I've ever heard

I do it all the time! I usually surprise myself with how stupid i am for doing it.

What I am tasting is not cake, IT IS LONELINESS

That once happened to me, except for I have real friends that did it for me!