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By wallets - 29/02/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

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Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By scribbler8 - 14/10/2011 09:35 - Canada

Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML

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By marenthehollow - 31/10/2016 00:33 - United States - American Fork

Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML

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By lemongrab - 18/05/2014 14:14 - Canada

Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML

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curtisv123 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:05

People these days amaze me...

rhoyalstorm 12

Wednesday 29 February 2012 16:11

Press charges. Then you will be the cause of his well deserved anal rape as well.

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chengy4191 7

Thursday 1 March 2012 8:00

Atleast it wasn't batteries those damn things hurt! Yes I do know from experience and yes it was basically the same situations except we do exchanges :/ fyl op :/

alissar14 1

Thursday 1 March 2012 13:30

Some people will do anything to get people in trouble

sunga21 3

Friday 2 March 2012 5:29

Lmfao! That's hilarious. I'm sorry but I couldn't help laugh...But that's sucks. Ppl r crazy >.

KiwiKitten 2

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:05

That blows. But if the place has security cameras, I'm sure you'll be just fine, so I wouldn't worry too much.

nuggetman213 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 0:03

I'd keep his wallet since he "gave" it to me

janerose21 3

Monday 12 March 2012 23:27

take the wallet go outside the shop and throw it into the traffic and then say sorry mate we don't do refunds but I like to interest you in this product our special offer today ..!!

doglover100 28

Friday 4 April 2014 10:17

Idiots.

ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Wednesday 23 April 2014 14:19

Well that's totally how he should've dealt with it. Shame on you for not doing refunds!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 21 May 2014 17:04

And your manager said what? Hope he didn't accuse you for anything

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