This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 484
You deserved it 74 274
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lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

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umnfresh2 0

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

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clichesk8r 0

Girls don't just sleep with you over some nice comment. Why say FML if you don't even deserve it?

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HoesInaBox 0

Yeah OP, you're kind of a douche. flattery gets you no where around smart girls.

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PottentialFML 0

Compliments only get you instalayed with girls whose IQs haven't reached double digits.

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distortedx 0

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axle2005 0

It would actually be more suitable to say 'whose IQ's haven't reached triple digits'... because a person can not even be alive in single digits :/

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time4coffee 3

Just telling a girl she is beautiful doesn't get you laid. It's line, not cheesy, but it's still just a line

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sam11jide 0

its funny how u say girls arent smart yet u cant spell

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hapylordofdeath9 0

just what I was going to say. plus, you're a pig

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look_its_me 0

try it again. that line works 50% of the time, all the time.

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llcooljoey 0

I would have said "your beautiful on the outside now let my other head take a look on the inside" lol jk jk

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POVstar 0

you're a noob I can get laid without compliments. just use my humour and my penis is enough...ugggghhb HARDER!!!!

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slushpup9696 12

131, the irony is painful.

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lovemysnubber 0

agree with 48 and 73. 84 learn to spell oxymoron is one word

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TomPusslicker 21

your pic looks soooo beautiful....what time you wanna do it? lol OP you have a whole lot to learn. If it were that easy it'll probably cost you a trip to the doctors lol.

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sammy92 0

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beatleschick1940 9

you made my day

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hiphopchick7 1

I agree, OP is the reason girls think all guys r retards, but ik tht all guys are NOT stupid, just stupid ass "men" like him

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Low0522 3

Ya bitch you shouldn't expect to sleep with a girl just cause u complemented her

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jarrettd 27

Don't want to ruin your thunder 131 but *it's *aren't * you * and can't Don't be a hypocrite about spelling.

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Talis99 26

Honestly, #169, I don't care how old your comment is, that made me giggle.

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HeresReality 0

you gave out a shallow self serving cliche compliment for someone and thy didn't throw their clothes at you? yeah your life is totally ******.

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Stumblebum30 5

So because she's not a ****, isn't easy and has some self respect it's a fml for you? I'd say you don't deserve her.

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turkishjew 0

exactly, you obviously aren't humane to only compliment someone to get sex.

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ColdSpittle 0

I'm sorry to inform you, but I believe you're retarded.

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xanniefiend420 0

how did this get approved? this is stupid. your an idiot. go home. just go home...

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bloodhoundbambam 0

Was wondering the same...

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