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By MackeyBoy - 23/01/2010 18:15 - United Kingdom

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Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML
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Top comments

lexie206 0

don't expect girls to sleep with you just cause you give them a compliment, YDI

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umnfresh2 0

Inside and out? Sounds like you haven't been inside to be able to say that yet...

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Nic_hole 0

your a jerk for thinking that you stupid bastard!!!

2 1
anela_fml 0

you need help. it's called womens intuition hellllo we can read between the BS

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crookedtimber 0

Yeah, sure. Especially the stuff that isn't even there.

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Sharpam 0

Wtf, bitch didn't sleep with you? Go and slap her!

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OMGFYLHARD 0

what did the five fingers say to the face?

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Alex373 0

wow nobody gives a shit. OP is retarded. and probley ugly

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Jimbo2000 0

Oh wow, you didn't get sex. Stop thinking that every woman is easy you jerk.

2 1
davidhasmorefun 0

I don't understand how you didn't get laid with lines like those

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Libelau 0

I know right? Should've been auto-sex right there

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tbbucs 0

this isn't a fml. it's an op is a moron.

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toomuchcrap 0

sorry dude, she isn't a ****, it is pretty sad that you just said that to get in get pants

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