Say what you want, but this is hilarious. And borderline adorable. Not quite, though, since you were attacked by a four year old while pregnant.

I'm sorry you were hit with a stick, I hope that you're okay. I wonder what made that poor little kid think that you had to eat a baby in order to be pregnant? Kind of makes you wonder what his parents are telling him huh? Good luck with the next child you decide to tell.

That 4-year old mustve had steroids or somethin...o-O

And you actually think you want your own?

Kid: mom tell me a story about when I was younger Mother: well, you attacked a pregnant women Kid: I did? Mother: yah, with a stick

wow..whats that kid eating...he is too strong...well kids are crazy these days...

You should have told him "If I swallowed their wouldn't be a baby in here." No wait. Don't do that.

Do his parents watch him? What he did could have hurt you or your baby,but I wish you luck though!

Three people? Is your neighbors child the hulk in training?

why were you telling your 4 year old neighbour that you are perggers? o.O