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By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 01:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By I need new friends - 11/10/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By maddie! - 09/02/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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Friday 7 January 2011 23:33

I would've put my foot up his ass.

crazy_lil_thing 0

Friday 7 January 2011 23:31

I woulda punched him in his face.

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Kishaz_Thirteen 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 2:16

My friend's girlfriend had a foot phobia. She somehow coerced her girlfriend out of it over time, which is great, and I gotta give your boyfriend props for trying. But god, what a callous method. FYL, girl.

widgywoo 8

Saturday 8 January 2011 2:47

i have a foot phobia too >.< no one is allowed to go near my feet either. my ex grabbed my foot once. i freaked out so much i kicked him in the face by accident. he never touched my feet again after that. and no, before anyone asks, thats not why we broke up.

DakotaCat 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 3:50

It's obvious OP's boyfriend is Satan, for those were not ordinairy feet, THEY WERE CLOVEN HOOVES!

icanhazlawlz 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:14

Do you want to know what my phobia is, #47? People who are somehow allowed on the internet, but can't spell correctly to save their life.

GtDriver 6

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:26

41, you are stuffed with wins.

ThickHead 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:41

I too have a foot phobia, next time scream like your about to die

clauclo123 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 4:42

I totally understand you, my friend do the same thing to me when I told him that I really really don't like foot!!:O

HBubble 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 5:07

**** him. Ditch his ass. At least make him suffer. Cut off a ********.

KittyKatGirl 14

Saturday 8 January 2011 5:11

Okay I have the opposite (a foot fetish), however the OP's hopefully ex boyfriend is simply nasty and unexplainable, a phobia is a phobia, it does not matter how logical it is, or how easy it is not to see, if they see or get too close, will be worse then likely anything you have ever had.