By peepee. - 30/09/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said, "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML
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Stanekus 0

This is obviously fake. Girls don't poop.

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MAGNAVOX 0

YDI for looking like a cat, smelling like a cat, eating cat food, and for covering your poop after you relieve yourself.

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abdel_fml 0

I like scratching my crotch with a pair of BBQ tongs.

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usckanona21 0

what? y would u tell him that? ydi

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smokey20 0

your retarded how is this a FML big deal you had to go to the bathroom!!!

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FFML_314 11

Spinning heads could be good.

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redbluegreen 40

I wouldn't say I have any first hand experience with circumcision.

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FFML_314 11

HAHAHA! I love you guys. BUT Floating heads win.

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FFML_314 11

I rather enjoy slurping heads.

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redbluegreen 40

I enjoy shoving metal tubes into strangers' eyes and sucking out their brai— I probably shouldn't have told you that.

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FFML_314 11

I drink blood with dinner.

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FFML_314 11

Want to know a secret?

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FFML_314 11

I'm a European serial killer. I target men that picture me naked.

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FFML_314 11

I said men. You're fine. :P

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FFML_314 11

Baby you're fine! Wooo, you're hot! Sexy! On fire! Damn boy! That's what I meant. DUH!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Plump, juicy, engorged, throbbing heads. I mean, um-- that's what I hear pen likes. O.o

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LilToosh 0

lol hes prob just trying to make you feel more comfortable by using a baby voice lol works on one pussy, prob works on the other :)

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sammiie 0

haha sumone has a cat fettish

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niccole_x3 0

lol. wow, why would u even be mad at this? maybe next time, don't mention that ur using the bathroom. :) problem solved, <3

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Irvman21 1

Ydi for dating a guy who has a cat

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