By peepee. - 30/09/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said, "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML
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Stanekus 0

This is obviously fake. Girls don't poop.

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MAGNAVOX 0

YDI for looking like a cat, smelling like a cat, eating cat food, and for covering your poop after you relieve yourself.

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hghiPigh 0

it's because you're his pussy

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foxhoundd 0

he cares about you 

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EnergyDrinkGood 0

As a guy I'd say he was punishing you for sharing TMI. We're not stupid. You don't have to tell us you're off to the bathroom. We know when you go away for extended periods of time that you're probably in there, but we ignore it and pretend it doesn't happen. When you shatter the illusion for us, we get vengeful. If you want to live in harmony with him, never ever tell him things like this. YDI

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RedPillSucks 31

Isn't this an FML for the cat? You're moving in on its territory.

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far_east 6

what? cat and you are both ******* right? badumching

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acjones810 0

That's what you get for dating a guy who actually has a cat.

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iGrenade 0

and how is THIS a fml? whiny girl

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