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By peepee. - 30/09/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said, "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By yikesss - 23/10/2018 03:00

Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty training a puppy. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By embarrassed2 - 24/01/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Stanekus 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:18

This is obviously fake. Girls don't poop.

MAGNAVOX 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:20

YDI for looking like a cat, smelling like a cat, eating cat food, and for covering your poop after you relieve yourself.

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kawigurl 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:33

lmao! gotta love him! thats funny shit!

DifferentSparkle 5

Thursday 30 September 2010 20:16

YDI. He was just being funny from what it seems. Take a joke.

chobitschibi1369 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:23

He could have used a sexy voice.

chobitschibi1369 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 21:30

As I said, he could have used a sexy voice. And to add on, he could have growled after saying it.

TheZarola 10

Thursday 30 September 2010 22:17

How is this an FML?

dragonh4t 6

Friday 1 October 2010 0:39

has anyone made a pussy joke yet?

Ladylillith 9

Friday 1 October 2010 2:30

he's a keeper :)

pauljapaz 0

Friday 1 October 2010 7:59

aw he's a keeper!

vostokova 0

Friday 1 October 2010 8:53

oh, come on people! get a sense of humor!:))

MAC0789 2

Friday 1 October 2010 9:43

Next time he does something for you hand him a treat and say "good boy" and make sure to do so publicly! That'll make a point lol.

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