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By peepee. - 30/09/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said, "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML

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You deserved it 4 498

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By yikesss - 23/10/2018 03:00

Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty training a puppy. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By embarrassed2 - 24/01/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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You deserved it 5 234

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Stanekus 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:18

This is obviously fake. Girls don't poop.

MAGNAVOX 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:20

YDI for looking like a cat, smelling like a cat, eating cat food, and for covering your poop after you relieve yourself.

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CallMeHush 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:39

I bet that really pisses off the cat.

mona_is_here 10

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:44

Aw, that's sad, you're so miserable. Now, where's the real FML?

TechFire 25

Thursday 30 September 2010 13:32

#32 has convinced me to move to Russia.

hnz 13

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:47

go drop your load can be used for human and cats...

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:48

Quit having sex with him. Then when he has had all he can take, say, "Okay baby, go blow your load." Make sure you use the cat voice though.

figgity83 15

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:53

the guy is weird and may like us cat more, sorry. Also nikkibeez your the hottest woman on the east coast sorry other girls.

mona_is_here 10

Thursday 30 September 2010 10:01

41, hahaha, indeed.

LilToosh 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 11:11

really? lol

figgity83 15

Thursday 30 September 2010 18:10

and yet you seemed to have cared otherwise u would have said nothing. you fail

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:57

Dude, figgity, you've posted these comments on multiple FMLs. Just PM her already.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 9:56

YDI for sharing TMI with your BF, for dating a "man" who owns a cat, and for being FAKE b/c girls don't poop!

Jimboom 11

Thursday 30 September 2010 10:01

So what? Your man gave you permission to go to the toilet, what are you complaining about? Perhaps that is the voice he uses when trying to convey authoritee, it's not his fault it's a silly voice.