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wow...i cant believe he said that, no offense but i bet the gut dont even like you
why can't girls ever find a guy who treats them right?!
Stop loving that douchebag.
Sounds like a moron
He doesn't deserve you !!!!!!
LMFAO
Why is everyone all up against her boyfriend? It's OP's fault for being "clingy and annoying". If someone annoys you, why keep it a secret, because otherwise they won't stop. OP, give your boyfriend some space. He has a life apart from you.
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Clingy and annoying does not equal love. Clingy and annoying equals breakup.
Well, why that does suck, it could have been a worse response: "I hate you." "I love your mom." "I love your brother." "I had sex with your dog." "Your entire family has been slaughtered and I wrote 'I love you' with their intestines." "Nice ****!" "About a half past 3." "That just scared the shit out of me." So don't feel too bad.