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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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Friday 18 May 2012 18:58

She loves me? This calls for FIST PUMPING! AWW YEAH!

garebear13 4

Friday 18 May 2012 18:58

At least you got a positive reaction!

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MistaEnis 3

Friday 18 May 2012 21:58

Better than fisting pumper

PinkyPie09 6

Friday 18 May 2012 22:04

At least he didn't run away. That's always a good thing.

rightspark 7

Friday 18 May 2012 22:05

He loves you too

arlo1024 0

Friday 18 May 2012 22:05

Fist pumping like a boss

Jumpingmal2 7

Friday 18 May 2012 22:08

Thats more than i get from my GF. Be happy :)

ezelisko 1

Friday 18 May 2012 22:12

At least he didn't do the party boy from jackass.

C_A_M_E_R_O_N 0

Friday 18 May 2012 22:14

Was it Ray Slater?

meo56 3

Friday 18 May 2012 22:14

Hey that's great guys way of saying hell yes.

Casca 1

Friday 18 May 2012 22:18

Definitely a keeper

HerrBawl 4

Friday 18 May 2012 22:20

Fist pumping you, maybe.

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