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By gibsonSG323 - 14/06/2010 23:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

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By woahlaura - 14/02/2016 16:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:21

At least he wants something to do with the baby.

mammer 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:20

At least he's going to be a real father, and not a dead beat.

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Loved_Kimiko 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:21

hey if you dont like your babys daddy to be like that then ill trade you...its honestly adorable

hahahayeahright 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:51

your boyrfriend sounds AMAZING:)

kristinash_baby 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 14:25

that's really cute...why would that be an FML?. it's not like he drew an x wishing it was terminated, be happy with what yu have

GAMaeishere 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:54

i think this shud end up on LGMH instead

erica4830 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:48

aww that's really cute though:)

alexa183 2

Friday 15 July 2011 1:25

that is so cute! he sounds like a great guy. not an FML

BIGmoney107 0

Friday 5 August 2011 10:04

Congratulations(:

nickfraxer 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 16:44

Points for a sense of humor

maggiemae14 2

Saturday 3 September 2011 15:18

aww this is super cute!

Renae123 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:32

AWWWH THAT'S SOO CUTE!!!

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