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By gibsonSG323 - 14/06/2010 23:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

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By woahlaura - 14/02/2016 16:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:21

At least he wants something to do with the baby.

mammer 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:20

At least he's going to be a real father, and not a dead beat.

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SenoraC 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 20:47

Yeah...you need to relax and take it easy. The world isn't ending because someone actually cares for once. =.=

bobkilledfred 0

Monday 23 August 2010 15:16

why is this an FML? our bf is obviously happy about having a child and wants to bond/talk to it. he might feel weird just talking to your stomach and therefore drew a face on it. it's quite cute actually so get over it and be happy. btw, congrats :)

Geor12 0

Friday 27 August 2010 16:25

When a man doesnt run away or says "so what you gonna do?"... You should be happy, when he does what he did you should be absolutely ecstatic because thats beautiful and its love...

chrisamagod 0

Friday 3 September 2010 11:30

hey just want to say thats bad ass some ppl just act differently about kids

OnlyInhuman_fml 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 7:25

Baby does not go in stomach. Stomach acid + baby = :( You fail anatomy.

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 September 2010 18:08

that's funny lol

AXWhitticoax 0

Friday 15 October 2010 10:38

My best friend got pregnant. To this day the father still calls my best friend's baby "The accident." This belongs more on MLIA than anything. your boyfriend sounds caring, and you sound like a humorless bitch.

AXWhitticoax 0

Friday 15 October 2010 10:54

My best friend got pregnant. To this day the father still calls my best friend's baby "The accident." Your boyfriend sounds caring, and you sound like a humorless bitch.