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By gibsonSG323 - 14/06/2010 23:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By mamagelmane - 08/08/2014 04:27 - France - Vervezelle

Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

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By woahlaura - 14/02/2016 16:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I gave my boyfriend a $300 cooler for Valentine's Day. When I asked what he got me, he pointed at my stomach. I'm 3 months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:21

At least he wants something to do with the baby.

mammer 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:20

At least he's going to be a real father, and not a dead beat.

Comments

fmlsucksballs 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:31

mustaches are the shit.

evilbunnypao 0

Friday 9 July 2010 11:23

I think it's really cute :D It's way lot better rather than you wake up in the morning and find your boyfriend is packing his stuffs. ;p

shadowjesse 0

Friday 9 July 2010 11:32

honestly it sounds like something I'd do.

cattongue 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:54

I don't get how that's an FML. He's showing he wants to have a connection with the kid before they're born. I wouldve thought it was cute he drew a face, too. It'd be an FML if he ran away or something.

xXxDestinyXxX 0

Friday 23 July 2010 7:57

How is this a FML? It is not like he wrote "GO AWAY!" or something crappy. He was just being cute. You should be happy that he is happy.

brookiebaby1212 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 10:41

ok. and why did u put this on fml. that's cute it sounds like he is happy at least he is not upset about it. your dumb.

elmucks 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:48

Your boyfriend sounds awesome.

musiclover_britt 0

Friday 30 July 2010 2:15

168- thank you for telling that guy something that was so wrong and very rude

Suckerslap 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 23:36

That sounds like something my bf would do lol :) I think it's kind of cute, and at least he wants to be there for you and the baby.

just_being_me 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:34

i don't really see this as an fml unless it's permanent marker && then that would suck... but if it turns out to be a boy one day he might grow a mustache :P

xNephilim 18

Thursday 18 November 2010 1:48

You do realize that permanent marker is pretty easy to get off the skin, right? All you have to do is use some germ ex or nailpolish remover, or make-up wipes... Or water and soap. Anyway, I don't see why this is here.... It's so freaking cute!