Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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The language of love

By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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Communication breakdown

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 06:00

Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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rxsey16 16

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:37

I hope you're not dating him anymore. Get a guy who will treat you with respect. FYL OP.

khurshedn 7

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:37

Now might be a good time to tell him good bye.

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mine___turtles10 13

Monday 6 July 2015 1:18

Did anyone think of the family guy Star Wars movie ?

drworm94 12

Monday 6 July 2015 3:39

How long have you been dating cause his reply could have been completely appropriate I'm guessing you said it too early so YDI

gabby9982 11

Monday 6 July 2015 5:20

I hope you mean EX boyfriend after that nasty comment from his side

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 6 July 2015 6:07

Are you single now?

cronagorgon 11

Monday 6 July 2015 10:05

FAMILY GUU

dougschoonmaker 20

Monday 6 July 2015 19:54

Could have been something that happened to him in the past relationships ? Yeah?

InSultan 14

Tuesday 7 July 2015 6:11

Maybe he said "f*ck me" but you misheard him

wyverntail 15

Wednesday 8 July 2015 5:25

Was he serious? He didn't mean it did he? I get the same response from my boyfriend but that's because he's really silly. He doesn't mean it and he does tell me often that he really does love me.

SamanthaThe1st 22

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:03

ummm, I hope you know that was a Family Guy reference

tiredofwaiting 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 7:57

Dump his sorry ass. You clearly deserve better.

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