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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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Communication breakdown

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 06:00

Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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rxsey16 16

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:37

I hope you're not dating him anymore. Get a guy who will treat you with respect. FYL OP.

khurshedn 7

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:37

Now might be a good time to tell him good bye.

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StayFaithful 8

Sunday 5 July 2015 5:28

You're better off

AfroFluff 23

Sunday 5 July 2015 8:48

Well then he should **** off! Sweet jesus, treating your girl like this. You didn't deserve that OP, i am sure it made you feel uncomfortable, but did he at least apologize or anything the sort?

nxkki21 11

Sunday 5 July 2015 15:34

Joke or not, that's unacceptable

BrassWing13 11

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:36

Odds are he was alluding to Family Guy. But if he was serious, you should probably break up with him.

Luccaso 5

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:41

Are you absolutely sure you're dating him?

XtremeHeat 14

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:42

Hopefully just a Family Guy reference?

AliLikesApples 14

Sunday 5 July 2015 17:45

Plot twist: he's referencing the scene from Family guy's Star Wars parody.

Beckettze 5

Sunday 5 July 2015 18:16

I love how in these fml's where there is no context and it is a minor/small thing, everyone is immediately like " BREAK UP NOW!"

Linz645 19

Sunday 5 July 2015 23:28

Hope you dumped his pathetic ass like

alchemist27 13

Monday 6 July 2015 0:37

You sure know how to pick em.

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