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By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

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Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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WitEluded 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...

euphoricness 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.

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netflixislove 32

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:27

At least he likes them…

kmaheynoway 25

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:03

Yeah! I for one am glad he wasn't too rash about it.

khaoticpanda 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:09

Haha a lot of girls get really embarrassed by razor burn so i guess so.

J_Kertz 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:30

#18 ... Icwatudidthar

Enslaved 36

Sunday 22 February 2015 20:57

Depending on skin type, using a deodorant like Dove's, on the area can help prevent future razor burns. It works for me plus making sure to use a clean blade.

henrylikestreats 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:28

Just act super confused when it clears up and see what he says then.

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:54

'baby what happened to your freckles?! I didn't know freckles heal over time'

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:41

"What freckles. I've never had freckles. Are you going down on someone else?"

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 22 February 2015 23:05

#30 'what the...?! do you have a twin with freckles?! Baby I swear to God, I thought it was you'

rickyricoco 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:28

If he doesn't know the difference, roll with it.

Cayers97 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:28

At least its just a razor rash could be worse

euphoricness 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.

WitEluded 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:38

Not sure this will work, as the pattern will be different every time. Eventually he will notice.

MrSassypants 33

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:38

Not if you're a highly skilled razor rash ninja.

WitEluded 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...

Jellysweetheart 23

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:15

Your icon makes this comment even better.

klaire09 11

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:33

Oh my gosh, I have been there! I'm like are we F'ing her life or mines. )>_

Nilorak 24

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:03

What are you talking about? :/

zenrael 21

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:38

Best not to at this point

taylor21398 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:38

At least it's incredibly easy to get some more razor rash...

Louie_217 9

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:38

Hahahahah

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