Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake...

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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Same thing different taste

By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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By lovinglife - 24/12/2011 12:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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Thanks wasn't given

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 18:00

Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me for giving everyone food poisoning right before the holiday and ruining the weekend. He’s the one that forced and berated me into using the nasty expired ingredients in his mom’s kitchen, even though I knew better. FML

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Ungrateful!

By lifesabitch2016 - 24/05/2014 06:23 - United States - Moses Lake

Today, I explained to my dad that I had spent over three hours baking, frosting, and decorating a cake from scratch and how proud I was of it. Without even looking up at me, he replied, "You really need a boyfriend." FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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Make it yourself, champ

By Cookyourowndamnfoodasshole! - 27/01/2021 18:30 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend complaining that I’m lazy since I never cook for him. I stopped cooking for him because he constantly complained that the food was never as good as what his ex-wife made, or like his mom made. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:06

Your response should have been, "Well you suck at sex, but that doesn't stop you."

Chanchilla 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:28

atleast he's honest tho.

Comments

enoughgrace 4

Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:58

^ great point.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 21 December 2010 20:25

I'm not adept at baking cookies. But I make the BEST Lasagna and chili ever!

Kelsoness 1

Tuesday 21 December 2010 21:17

Um.Since when do you cook cookies?OP,break up with his idiot.Actually,on second thought,you're an idiot too.Because you got offended by someone who says you cook cookies.And that you suck at cooking/baking.Be single until you figure out how to cook or bake.There's no sense in letting your partner suffer,regardless of gender.

goodgood_fml 5

Tuesday 21 December 2010 22:14

Wow, honest men DO exist. He's a keeper IMHO.

Gem2424 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:24

Buy him some instead from a local bakery or something, Better yet get him an Xbox game.....a gift he'll really enjoy! :)

smokedbear 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 0:58

Maybe you should get better at cooking then? Lol

bigdawg11 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 4:02

Lol wow just work on ur cooking skills and after a while no one can say anything. Ull get there dont worry

you_freak 7

Wednesday 22 December 2010 7:00

How is your life ****** by this?

CoconutBizkit 3

Wednesday 22 December 2010 8:47

He was prolly kidding to look cute. Ya know, guys these days...

sallen0046 4

Wednesday 22 December 2010 15:31

So it's perfectly fine that you did something thoughtless by forgetting to make something you were going to send, but the situation is completely life-******* when your boyfriend says something in a thoughtless but honest way? You need to get over yourself.