Intimacy: Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while,...

FML for mobile
Free

By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 604

You deserved it 10 830

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 208

You deserved it 7 606

Lust for life

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 16:00

Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 971

You deserved it 349

Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 333

You deserved it 295

By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 012

You deserved it 1 764

Cougar

By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 18:00

Today, I had a sex dream about a coworker I've known for a few weeks. He's a lovely guy, but is not someone I'd usually be attracted to. He's also 18, and I'm 29. FML

I agree, your life sucks 873

You deserved it 316

No no fap season

By WhatTheactual - 15/10/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 468

You deserved it 669

Soft spot

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

I agree, your life sucks 381

You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 565

You deserved it 4 926

When work husbands go too far

By Ashamed - 08/09/2023 04:00

Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 183

You deserved it 1 574

By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 297

You deserved it 10 837

Meepson 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:48

Make that dream a reality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Llama_Man2000 26

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:49

"Sorry, wrong person."

Comments

shitstorm28 11

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:09

1. how could you not realize it was a dream having woken up alone with no signs that you actually had sex? 2. Why would you bring it up at work? Ydi, op.

Econforthwin 15

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:24

Yeah realistic dreams can be a problem if you are a little forgetful. I think we have all had dreams like that.

knightmareengage 16

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:26

Don't elaborate to him. Keep him guessing. He might think your crazy, than again he might get curious and pursue you..

naudia1590 17

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:30

Ahahahahahah that's funny

Model_Type_Chick 6

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:33

Poor chile!

Welshite 39

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:45

What's why you always go for chipotle chiles. They're smoking hot. On the other hand, Ghost Peppers are supposed to provide a paranormal experience. Perhaps that's where the sex dream comes in.