By freshman15 - 22/10/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 120
You deserved it 8 110

freshman15 tells us more.

freshman15 0

Ok. I am the OP. I used to 116 lbs and i gained a little weight in college and now I weigh 134lbs. I don't think that is fat and I dont appreciate being called that. But I know by sharing my funny story I run the risk of getting these nasty comments. The nasty comments definitely made my excitement from gettign posted vanished but I will get over it. When my dad said this comment to me I laughed very VERY hard. My dads a funny guy and I didnt take it personally because I love my body and I am comfortable which is all that matters. I posted this story to make other ppl laugh because I think laughter is the best thing in the whole world. I chose this costume because it cost me $10 and i wasnt going to spend $60 smething on something skanky like every other college girl (sorry for those who arent i dont want to generalize). And for the record there is not and never was and spandex involved in the making of this costume. Im wearing an oversized sweater and shorts, tights, legwarmers (etc). Halloween on a budget ppl. So to those who made nice comments, thank you I just wanted everyone to laugh. And to those nasty mean ppl who have nothing better to do than bring ppl down, sorry you think 134lbs is fat and I'm sorry there arent other things that make you laugh besides hurting ppls feelings. Kirstie aka freshman 15

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Luckster 0

How come everyone assumes, that when someone is called fat, that the OP in question is 300+ lbs. or something? I'm 145 lbs. myself. Some people see me as a fatass that needs to get liposuction, while others wonder if I even eat. It's a matter of peoples' narrow opinions sometimes.

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allmidnighteyes 10

fat and spandex = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oh my ****, the fat rolls swallowing the spandex between the folds must resemble a neon supernova. Not to mention the HORRID mooseknuckle. :C

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

YDI def..first off, you're talking about wearing spandex with even your own family thinks you shouldn't, and second, what a terrible costume choice..you do realize you're going to have to tell every person that sees you what you are right. If you have to explain, it's not a good costume. and I don't imagine her to be 300+ lbs or anything, but even a little overweight isn't gonna look good in spandex..you have to be pencil thin to pull that off..it shows every tiny minuscule roll

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perdix 29

I guess yesterday was "vomit" day and today is "fat people discovering that the world has just learned their secret" day.

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NdnStlkr 0

since she has 'the look' she can go as a typical American :3

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Turnip_Girl 0

Your dad sounds like an awesome guy. :D

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rbueller77 0

there are winners an losers in life. your dad is a winner. you are a loser

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movies12 0

I honestly can't believe how there are people on here that can say such hurtful things about heavy people, that is so disrespectful!!!! and honestly all those people that are saying that I hope karma bites u in the ass. OP oh well, who cares what ur dad thinks be what u wanna be lol!

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Mikuo 0

HAHAHAHA I love this. When a girl posts here with someone in the fml calling her fat, people go "EWWWW, FATTY EWWWW". When a guy a while ago posted, people went "awww you poor thing!" Protip- Stop assuming fat = morbidly obese.

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fudrick 0

Where do people get this bullshit? It's just stupid ******* feminists seeing shit the way they want to see it; the way that lets them scream "OMGZ LIEK EVERYWUN IS TEH SECKSIZT." The guys get bashed for being fat just as much as the girls do, and the girls get sympathy just as much as the guys do. Get real.

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sarahmarieee 0

While "fat" people shouldn't made fun of, they should not be praised either. Go for a walk. Stop eating chips for lunch. And stop thinking your diet coke makes up for your mini pizzas. Every day I see this one girl in the dining halls wearing shorts (the same shorts, I'm assuming they're her pajamas) that show off her beautiful cottage cheese legs. She has plates full of french toast, eggs and a donut. It's disgusting. And there is no excuse unless it's genetic. Which is still not an excuse for laziness and a poor diet.

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Mikuo 0

how does her username indicate anything about her weight?

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