By freshman15 - 22/10/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 120
You deserved it 8 110

freshman15 tells us more.

freshman15 0

Ok. I am the OP. I used to 116 lbs and i gained a little weight in college and now I weigh 134lbs. I don't think that is fat and I dont appreciate being called that. But I know by sharing my funny story I run the risk of getting these nasty comments. The nasty comments definitely made my excitement from gettign posted vanished but I will get over it. When my dad said this comment to me I laughed very VERY hard. My dads a funny guy and I didnt take it personally because I love my body and I am comfortable which is all that matters. I posted this story to make other ppl laugh because I think laughter is the best thing in the whole world. I chose this costume because it cost me $10 and i wasnt going to spend $60 smething on something skanky like every other college girl (sorry for those who arent i dont want to generalize). And for the record there is not and never was and spandex involved in the making of this costume. Im wearing an oversized sweater and shorts, tights, legwarmers (etc). Halloween on a budget ppl. So to those who made nice comments, thank you I just wanted everyone to laugh. And to those nasty mean ppl who have nothing better to do than bring ppl down, sorry you think 134lbs is fat and I'm sorry there arent other things that make you laugh besides hurting ppls feelings. Kirstie aka freshman 15

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Luckster 0

How come everyone assumes, that when someone is called fat, that the OP in question is 300+ lbs. or something? I'm 145 lbs. myself. Some people see me as a fatass that needs to get liposuction, while others wonder if I even eat. It's a matter of peoples' narrow opinions sometimes.

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allmidnighteyes 10

fat and spandex = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oh my ****, the fat rolls swallowing the spandex between the folds must resemble a neon supernova. Not to mention the HORRID mooseknuckle. :C

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visage 0

For the love of Christ, fat bitches need to stay at home and give the candy out.

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

#26, the Freshman 15 is the fifteen or so pounds that college students apparently gain in their first year. That would point to her weight a bit. On the other hand, it's entirely possible that the OP happens to be a 15-year-old high school freshman. In that case, it was just an unfortunate choice.

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nolifeatall 6

hahahaha WOW. so your dad makes a joke and you can't ******* take it? wow. wow. wow. so now i guess what you'll be doing is staying at home for halloween handing out candy wearing the baggiest clothes you can find, with wrappers strewn everywhere? suck it up.

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TotalPandamonium 2

Some men can be idiots about things. Shortly after having a doctor accuse me of not eating because I couldn't seem to eat enough to stay a healthy weight my dad called me lead butt. =/ If you're a teenage girl then I understand where you're coming from and it sucks.

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KillaKingPerrie 4

HA that sounds like something I would say

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Hah, that's a good point #36! But then when there are costumes out there like Sexy Statue of Liberty, Sexy Bumblebee, and Sexy Spongebob (I so wish I was kidding about that), 80's workout Barbie seems like a tame choice. I still wouldn't be too excited about seeing a fifteen-year-old (or a college freshman for the matter) parade about in bright spandex. That's a dead trend for a reason, even if it's just for a costume. Poor OP. She'll probably read over these comments and end up wearing a paper bag over her head for Halloween.

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paivarotti 0

YDI for dressing as a **** for Halloween. Your dad was right for calling you out on your clear lack of self respect.

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CFR 0

80s workout dolls are slutty? OP: lol aww...I have to admit, that was pretty good

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toink 0

#46: Not all workout dolls are slutty; not all 80s dolls are slutty; but all Barbie dolls are slutty.

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waterynuggets 0

LET'S GET PHYSICAL PHYSICAL

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